BREAKING NEWS!!!
With two days to christmas,National Association of Nigerian Girlfriends (NANG) embarks on 2 days warning strike over boyfriends reluctance to implement their christmas budget..
Theyy said "their boyfriends have been strange to them lately, they picks up quarrel for no reason. eehhmm...
they Complain to every single thing they can think of, be it Boko Haram, GEJ, EFCC, NEPA, INEC, salty food, pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, missing remote control".
Boyfriend : no, thanks! (with strange tune, he asked must I have dinner everyday?)
Girlfriend : sorry honey, just wanna make sure your alright.
Boyfriend : mmmcheww!.... eehee! i want to eat egg.
Girlfriend : fried or boiled?
Boyfriend : one fried egg and one boiled egg.
Girlfriend : ok.
20mins later....
Girlfriend : honey, im done.Boyfriend : what is this? (wearing angry face)...
Girlfriend : one boiled egg and one fried egg
Boyfriend : (with displeasure on his face) why did you boil the wrong one and fry the wrong one?
Girlfriend : i fried one egg & boiled one egg, just as you demanded, how do you expect me to know the right one and the wrong one among the two eggs?
Boyfriend : you boiled the wrong one and fried the wrong one...gosshh i just lost my appetite. Infact, i'm so sick and tired of this so called relationship...
LMAO......XMAS WAHALA!
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